This got caught up in my publishing system somewhere and I had to kick it loose this morning. Forwarded to me via virtual carrier pigeon over the internets….(HT: Bob)
The Ten Reasons Beer is better than Jesus:
10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. No one forces Beer on minors who cannot think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don’t knock on people’s doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody’s ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
4. You don’t have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can’t lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you’ve devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
I’d rather have Jesus > Beer:
10. Beer can never make you walk on water – just drown
9. Beer won’t help you live with integrity
8. Beer keeps you thirsty – Jesus is living water (you won’t thirst again)
7. Beer never changed someone’s life for the better
6. Beer will kill your liver, Jesus will save your soul
5. Beer will help you ignore your problems, Jesus will help you resolve them
4. Beer never improved anyone’s life
3. Beer costs money, Jesus is Free!
2. When Beer raises again – it’s usually in worse condition that when it first appeared.
1. Beer never split the ages of time (BC/AD)
Now that’s funny Abe.
I take issue with #3, just attend any service and you’ll see the price…