Humor, Politics

My favorite Gonzales joke

08.28.07 | 1 Comment

How does Congress know Alberto Gonzales is lying to them?

They can tell when they hear sound and see his mouth moving.


And speaking of moving mouths, here’s a bonus joke:

What’s the difference between Alberto Gonzales and a carp?

One is a bottom dwelling scum sucker, the other is a fish.

That’s all, thank you very much. Don’t forget to tip your waiters and waitresses!

frontal image of a carp

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