How does Congress know Alberto Gonzales is lying to them?
They can tell when they hear sound and see his mouth moving.
And speaking of moving mouths, here’s a bonus joke:
What’s the difference between Alberto Gonzales and a carp?
One is a bottom dwelling scum sucker, the other is a fish.
That’s all, thank you very much. Don’t forget to tip your waiters and waitresses!
Nice jokes. His deserves this thrashing.