Humor, Politics

Pastors Gone Wild!

05.02.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment
Pastors gone Wild!

“As a nation, America is under the curse of God, even now. Look at the scriptures and see for yourself. The stand we have taken on abortion, the stand we have taken against God in our classrooms, just may have sealed or doom.” – Day of Deception (1997) Chapter 5, page 103.

It’s not just Reverend Wright who’s got more mouth than sense it would appear…John Hagee is also a clergyman with ties to John McCain with a few controversial (vile?) ideas he’s been advancing for decades. What I’d like to know is where the clamor is around Hagee’s positions and why McCain isn’t being forced to explain and distance himself from this wing-nut?

It shouldn’t be surprising to anyone that people who make their living through stealing money from the weak, the poor, the sick, and the elderly (Ok, stealing is harsh? What do you call the sale of salvation in exchange for donations?) would back asinine theories on curses. It’s not much of a step from believing in an all powerful diety guiding everything to triskadecaphobia, fear of black cats crossing your path, and curses.

CNN, Fox, ABC, NBC, and CBS, where’s your coverage of Hagee? Why isn’t he as central to McCain’s campaign as Wright seems to be to Obama’s? Come on, there’s a story here…and when comparing Wright to Hagee, the issue is as contrasting as black and white.

Energy

You’ve Got the Power

05.02.08 | Permalink | Comments Off on You’ve Got the Power

In case you’ve been missing energy related posts, they’re now available exclusively at Montara Energy Venture’s Renewable Energy Journal. If you’re interested in renewables, it’s a good place to visit.

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Innovation, Technology & Science

Monty is a Busy Robot

05.02.08 | Permalink | Comments Off on Monty is a Busy Robot

And doesn’t always have time to vacuum. Thus, he got a Roomba robotic vacuum as an assistant. If you haven’t seen Monty, you’re missing a quantum leap in robotics…Watch the video after the jump.

Innovation

Clever Maintenance

05.01.08 | Permalink | Comments Off on Clever Maintenance

Stumble Upon Maintenance

One of the tools I really like is Stumble Upon. Tonight, they were down for maintenance and you can see their message. Stuff like this makes me smile…

Humor

Get into Heaven: Guaranteed

05.01.08 | Permalink | Comments Off on Get into Heaven: Guaranteed

Do you want to secure your trip through the Pearly Gates? Don’t want to leave anything to chance? Well, then, can I point you to a deal…

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