After much thought and careful consideration, I’ve decided to leave the ranks of atheism and become a Pastafarian. The only other idea that received serious consideration was Sun worship, as outlined by George Carlin.

Why change from atheism? It really comes down to a philosophical choice to be “for” something rather than to attempt to prove a negative to a mass of people brainwashed from birth to believe in myths. Since the world seems to be driven by myth, the Pastafarian myth set is the funniest, most appealing, self-deprecating, and least harmful set I could find to adopt. And after close examination, I can say this myth set is as plausible as any other, so why not?

If you find current religious myth sets and/or atheism don’t quite work for you, come on over to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and give it look.

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