We’ve picked on Vice President Cheney for the past few days, so now we’ll pick on President Bush. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel. Watch the video above and/or read the transcript below.

Transcript:

Bush: Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease.

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Bush: I think war is a dangerous place.

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Bush: Not one doubt in my mind [dramatic pause] that we will fail.

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Bush: This war will be long, and this war will end in the defeat of the terrorist, t-terrtola, t-totaliterris, t-totalit, totalitarians.

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Bush: I think, tide turning as I remember, I was raised in a desert, but tides, it’s easy to see a tide turn. Did I say those words?

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Bush: We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.

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Bush: Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking of news ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

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Bush: Families is where our nation finds hope. Where wings take dream.

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Bush: Fool me once, shame on, shame on you. [uncomfortably long pause] Ya fool, ya can’t get fooled again.

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Bush: In my state of the, state of the union, our state, my speech to the nation.

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Bush: I hear there’s rumors on the internets.

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Bush: I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully.

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End Transcript.

And an entire nation weeps, though it is unclear if it is from uncontrollable laughter, embarassment, or sadness. Maybe it’s all three at the same time?

And since you’ve read this far, here’s a bonus Bushism, and perhaps my favorite of the bunch:




Transcript:

Bush: We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYNs aren’t able to practice their, their love with women all across this country.

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