{"id":937,"date":"2008-02-17T08:32:54","date_gmt":"2008-02-17T16:32:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/17\/percussive-maintenance\/"},"modified":"2008-02-17T08:32:54","modified_gmt":"2008-02-17T16:32:54","slug":"percussive-maintenance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/17\/percussive-maintenance\/","title":{"rendered":"Percussive Maintenance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever been so frustrated with a piece of computer equipment you feel like chucking it out a window? Smashing it with a baseball bat? Shooting it with a shotgun? If you have felt this way you&#8217;ve felt the urge for percussive maintenance. Recently having taken a new position and having to revert 10 years to use Windows as the backbone of computing has magically transported me to this world. You might sense I&#8217;m feeling a little frustrated with technology given this post and the prior <a href=\"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/13\/fax-machine-murder\/\">&#8220;Fax Machine Murder&#8221;<\/a>.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nFor your viewing enjoyment, percussive maintenance demonstrated clearly and concisely. I&#8217;d provide image attribution, but I can&#8217;t find the source, only dozens of sites listing it without attribution&#8230;whomever you are, that&#8217;s one clever picture and, ahem, hits the nail on the head for many people like me!<br \/>\n<br \/>\n<center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/pix\/percussivemaintenance.jpg\" alt=\"Photo of a computer that was the victim of percussive maintenance.\" \/><\/center><br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever been so frustrated with a piece of computer equipment you feel like chucking it out a window? Smashing it with a baseball bat? Shooting it with a shotgun? If you have felt this way you&#8217;ve felt the urge for percussive maintenance. Recently having taken a new position and having to revert 10 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/937"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=937"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/937\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=937"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=937"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=937"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}