{"id":642,"date":"2007-09-29T07:19:12","date_gmt":"2007-09-29T14:19:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/29\/deep-thoughts\/"},"modified":"2007-09-30T07:15:41","modified_gmt":"2007-09-30T14:15:41","slug":"deep-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/29\/deep-thoughts\/","title":{"rendered":"Deep Geek Thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Collected from around the &#8216;net:<br \/>\n<br \/>\n<b>How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day long?<\/b><br \/>\n<br \/>\nGive him a bottle of shampoo that says &#8220;lather, rinse, repeat.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<b>Deep thoughts by geeks&#8230;<\/b><br \/>\n<br \/>\nThere are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<b>Why do programmers win at hangman?<\/b><br \/>\n<br \/>\nThey play in binary.<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<b>Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?<\/b><br \/>\n<br \/>\nBecause DEC 25 = OCT 31<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<b>More deep thoughts by geeks&#8230;<\/b><br \/>\n<br \/>\nTo iterate is human; to recurse, divine.<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<b>How many IBM cpu&#8217;s does it take to do a logical right shift?<\/b><br \/>\n<br \/>\n33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.<\/p>\n<p \/>\nThe good news, if you laughed at any of these, you&#8217;re pretty clued-in. The bad news is, if you laughed at any of these, you might be a (see below&#8230;)<br \/>\n<br \/>\n<center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/pix\/geek.jpg\" alt=\"Geek in full bloom\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Collected from around the &#8216;net: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day long? Give him a bottle of shampoo that says &#8220;lather, rinse, repeat.&#8221; Deep thoughts by geeks&#8230; There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don&#8217;t. Why do programmers win at hangman? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/642"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=642"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/642\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}