
{"id":56,"date":"2006-06-06T06:17:57","date_gmt":"2006-06-06T14:17:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.montaraventures.com\/blog\/?p=56"},"modified":"2007-01-09T19:29:37","modified_gmt":"2007-01-10T03:29:37","slug":"56","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/06\/56\/","title":{"rendered":"Patently Silly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nThink people have gone over the edge with patent craziness? If not, this entry might just sway you. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/\">The Washington Post<\/a> reports that an Ohio man has received a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/article\/2006\/05\/29\/AR2006052900721.html\">patent for a cordless jumprope<\/a>. That&#8217;s right, just the handles, none of that inconvenient rope. After all, the exercise is all in the jumping, right?<\/p>\n<p>\ncordless jumprope<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.patentlysilly.com\/images\/patents\/US07037243-20060502-D00000.gif\"><\/p>\n<p>\nI thought that one was bad but then followed a link to a most excellent site, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patentlysilly.com\/\">Patently Silly<\/a>, where all the latest &#8220;inventions of note&#8221; are duly analyzed and lampooned. No doubt, one of these will hit it big (my bet, &#8220;house slippers&#8221; in the Midwest&#8230;..) Their tagline? &#8220;The humor of invention.&#8221; Priceless.<\/p>\n<p>\n&#8220;house slippers&#8221;<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.patentlysilly.com\/images\/patents\/USD0504997-20050517-D00000.gif\"><\/p>\n<p>\n&#8220;gas combustion hair dryer&#8221; (my note: single use item)<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.patentlysilly.com\/images\/patents\/US06959707-20051101-D00000.gif\"><\/p>\n<p>\n<small>Technorati Tags:<a href=\"https:\/\/www.technorati.com\/tag\/humor\" rel=\"tag\"> Humor<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.technorati.com\/tag\/innovation\"> Innovation<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.technorati.com\/tag\/patents\"> Patents<\/a><\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Think people have gone over the edge with patent craziness? If not, this entry might just sway you. The Washington Post reports that an Ohio man has received a patent for a cordless jumprope. That&#8217;s right, just the handles, none of that inconvenient rope. After all, the exercise is all in the jumping, right? cordless [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,12,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=56"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=56"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=56"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=56"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}