{"id":553,"date":"2007-08-28T06:55:24","date_gmt":"2007-08-28T13:55:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/28\/my-favorite-gonzales-joke\/"},"modified":"2007-08-28T06:55:24","modified_gmt":"2007-08-28T13:55:24","slug":"my-favorite-gonzales-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/28\/my-favorite-gonzales-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"My favorite Gonzales joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>How does Congress know Alberto Gonzales is lying to them?<\/b><br \/>\n<br \/>\n<b>They can tell when they hear sound and see his mouth moving.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>And speaking of moving mouths, here&#8217;s a bonus joke:<br \/>\n<br \/>\n<b>What&#8217;s the difference between Alberto Gonzales and a carp?<\/b><br \/>\n<br \/>\n<b>One is a bottom dwelling scum sucker, the other is a fish.<\/b><br \/>\n<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s all, thank you very much. Don&#8217;t forget to tip your waiters and waitresses!<br \/>\n<center><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/pix\/carp.jpg\" alt=\"frontal image of a carp \" \/><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How does Congress know Alberto Gonzales is lying to them? They can tell when they hear sound and see his mouth moving. &nbsp; And speaking of moving mouths, here&#8217;s a bonus joke: What&#8217;s the difference between Alberto Gonzales and a carp? One is a bottom dwelling scum sucker, the other is a fish. That&#8217;s all, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,24],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/553"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=553"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/553\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}