{"id":530,"date":"2007-08-18T06:59:54","date_gmt":"2007-08-18T13:59:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/18\/did-he-really-say-that\/"},"modified":"2007-08-18T06:59:54","modified_gmt":"2007-08-18T13:59:54","slug":"did-he-really-say-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/18\/did-he-really-say-that\/","title":{"rendered":"Did he really say that?"},"content":{"rendered":"


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\nWe’ve picked on Vice President Cheney for the past few days, so now we’ll pick on President Bush. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel. Watch the video above and\/or read the transcript below.
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\nTranscript:
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\nBush: Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease.<\/b>
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\nBreak for baby laughing.
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\nBush: I think war is a dangerous place.<\/b>
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\nBreak for baby laughing.
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\nBush: Not one doubt in my mind [dramatic pause] that we will fail.<\/b>
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\nBreak for baby laughing.
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\nBush: This war will be long, and this war will end in the defeat of the terrorist, t-terrtola, t-totaliterris, t-totalit, totalitarians.<\/b>
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\nBreak for baby laughing.
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\nBush: I think, tide turning as I remember, I was raised in a desert, but tides, it’s easy to see a tide turn. Did I say those words?<\/b>
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\nBreak for baby laughing.
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\nBush: We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.<\/b>
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\nBreak for baby laughing.
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\nBush: Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking of news ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.<\/b>
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\nBreak for baby laughing.
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\nBush: Families is where our nation finds hope. Where wings take dream.<\/b>
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\nBreak for baby laughing.
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\nBush: Fool me once, shame on, shame on you. [uncomfortably long pause] Ya fool, ya can’t get fooled again.<\/b>
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\nBreak for baby laughing.
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\nBush: In my state of the, state of the union, our state, my speech to the nation.<\/b>
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\nBreak for baby laughing.
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\nBush: I hear there’s rumors on the internets.<\/b>
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\nBreak for baby laughing.
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\nBush: I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully.<\/b>
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\nBaby laughs.
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\nAnd an entire nation weeps, though it is unclear if it is from uncontrollable laughter, embarassment, or sadness. Maybe it’s all three at the same time?
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\nAnd since you’ve read this far, here’s a bonus Bushism, and perhaps my favorite of the bunch:
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\nBush: We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB\/GYNs aren’t able to practice their, their love with women all across this country.<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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