{"id":390,"date":"2007-04-27T06:02:32","date_gmt":"2007-04-27T13:02:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/?p=390"},"modified":"2007-04-27T06:03:23","modified_gmt":"2007-04-27T13:03:23","slug":"i-park-like-an-idiot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/27\/i-park-like-an-idiot\/","title":{"rendered":"I park like an idiot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/pix\/park-like-idiot.jpg\" alt=\"I park like an idiot bumper sticker\"><br \/>\n<br \/>\nOnce again, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nealstephenson.com\/\">Neal Stephenson<\/a> proves prophetic. In the novel <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Snow-Crash-Bantam-Spectra-Book\/dp\/0553380958\">Snowcrash<\/a>, there is a scene where a skateboarder plasters a pizza delivery vehicle with stickers saying things like &#8220;That was Stale&#8221; and &#8220;Smooth Move Exlax.&#8221; Now, in real life, we have <a href=\"https:\/\/iparklikeanidiot.com\/\">I park like an idiot.com<\/a>, a place to buy bumper stickers to affix to people who park badly&#8230;<br \/>\n<br \/>\nHere are some examples:<br \/>\n<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/iparklikeanidiot.com\/submitted\/3.jpg\" alt=\"bad parking\" \/><br \/>\n<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/iparklikeanidiot.com\/submitted\/20.jpg\" alt=\"bad parking\" \/><br \/>\n<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/iparklikeanidiot.com\/submitted\/13.jpg\" alt=\"bad parking\" \/><br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, Neal Stephenson proves prophetic. In the novel Snowcrash, there is a scene where a skateboarder plasters a pizza delivery vehicle with stickers saying things like &#8220;That was Stale&#8221; and &#8220;Smooth Move Exlax.&#8221; Now, in real life, we have I park like an idiot.com, a place to buy bumper stickers to affix to people [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/390"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=390"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/390\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}