{"id":2707,"date":"2009-09-18T08:06:18","date_gmt":"2009-09-18T15:06:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/?p=2707"},"modified":"2009-09-18T08:06:18","modified_gmt":"2009-09-18T15:06:18","slug":"beer-jesus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/18\/beer-jesus\/","title":{"rendered":"Beer > Jesus"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float: right; margin: 10px;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-content\/2009\/09\/beer.jpg\" alt=\"Beer better than Jesus. 10 reasons.\" width=300 \/><\/div>\n<p>This got caught up in my publishing system somewhere and I had to kick it loose this morning. Forwarded to me via virtual carrier pigeon over the internets&#8230;.(HT: Bob)<br \/>\n<br \/>\nThe Ten Reasons Beer is better than Jesus:<br \/>\n<br \/>\n<b>10.<\/b> No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.<br \/>\n<br \/>\n<b>9.<\/b> Beer doesn&#8217;t tell you how to have sex.<br \/>\n<br \/>\n<b>8.<\/b> Beer has never caused a major war.<br \/>\n<br \/>\n<b>7.<\/b> No one forces Beer on minors who cannot think for themselves.<br \/>\n<br \/>\n<b>6.<\/b> When you have a Beer, you don&#8217;t knock on people&#8217;s doors trying to give it away.<br \/>\n<br \/>\n<b>5.<\/b> Nobody&#8217;s ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.<br \/>\n<br \/>\n<b>4.<\/b> You don&#8217;t have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.<br \/>\n<br \/>\n<b>3.<\/b> There are laws saying Beer labels can&#8217;t lie to you.<br \/>\n<br \/>\n<b>2.<\/b> You can prove you have a Beer.<br \/>\n<br \/>\n<b>1.<\/b> If you&#8217;ve devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This got caught up in my publishing system somewhere and I had to kick it loose this morning. Forwarded to me via virtual carrier pigeon over the internets&#8230;.(HT: Bob) The Ten Reasons Beer is better than Jesus: 10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer. 9. Beer doesn&#8217;t tell you how to have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,96],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2707"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2707"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2707\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2714,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2707\/revisions\/2714"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2707"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2707"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2707"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}