{"id":2547,"date":"2009-06-14T05:01:26","date_gmt":"2009-06-14T12:01:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/?p=2547"},"modified":"2009-06-13T21:02:22","modified_gmt":"2009-06-14T04:02:22","slug":"seventy-seven-virgins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/14\/seventy-seven-virgins\/","title":{"rendered":"Seventy-Seven Virgins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-content\/2009\/06\/awaiting_virgins.jpg\" alt=\"The real virgins awaiting those who wage Jihad\" \/><\/center><br \/>\n<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s in poor taste, I know, but really, I couldn&#8217;t resist&#8230;Instead of Sunday School today, it&#8217;s Sunday Laugh. Enjoy!<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s in poor taste, I know, but really, I couldn&#8217;t resist&#8230;Instead of Sunday School today, it&#8217;s Sunday Laugh. Enjoy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,96],"tags":[883,884,882,885,881],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2547"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2547"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2547\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2551,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2547\/revisions\/2551"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}