{"id":2530,"date":"2009-06-07T19:07:04","date_gmt":"2009-06-08T02:07:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/?p=2530"},"modified":"2009-06-07T19:07:04","modified_gmt":"2009-06-08T02:07:04","slug":"a-new-401-k-plan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/07\/a-new-401-k-plan\/","title":{"rendered":"A New 401-K Plan"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float: right; margin: 10px;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-content\/2009\/06\/beer.jpg\" alt=\"Generic Beer Can\" \/><\/div>\n<p> If you purchased $1000 of Bank of America stock one year ago, it would now be worth $204.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nWith Citigroup, you would have $147 left of the original $1,000.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nWith General Motors, you would have $0 left of your investment.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nBut, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of BEER one year ago, consumed all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price, you would have $80.52 and a bad hangover.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nBased on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s called the 401-Keg Plan.<br \/>\n<br \/>\n<i>OK &#8211; it&#8217;s not that funny, but a little gallows humor can&#8217;t really hurt, right?<\/i><br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you purchased $1000 of Bank of America stock one year ago, it would now be worth $204. With Citigroup, you would have $147 left of the original $1,000. With General Motors, you would have $0 left of your investment. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of BEER one year ago, consumed all the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[868,867,870,57,869,871],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2530"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2530"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2530\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2533,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2530\/revisions\/2533"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}