{"id":2357,"date":"2009-04-10T20:20:31","date_gmt":"2009-04-11T03:20:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/?p=2357"},"modified":"2009-04-11T07:09:52","modified_gmt":"2009-04-11T14:09:52","slug":"zombies-part-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/2009\/04\/10\/zombies-part-i\/","title":{"rendered":"Zombies, Part I"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float: right; margin: 10px;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-content\/2009\/04\/zombie.jpg\" alt=\"Zombies Unite! Uncle Sam wants You!\" width=275 \/><\/div>\n<p>Today, many of our fellow humans are celebrating the snuff play of perhaps a real man named Jesus. The thing that&#8217;s kinda creepy, and kinda cool, is that Easter is the only holiday that celebrates the zombie! What would <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Edward_D._Wood,_Jr.\" target=\"_blank\" >Ed Wood<\/a> say? Make a movie! Guess Mel Gibson got the memo except he got a little confused and decided to make <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0335345\/\" target=\"_blank\" >a snuff film<\/a> instead.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nNow, really, people want you to believe that some human came back from the dead to save you from your sins. This is in the same league as the <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Thetan\" target=\"_blank\" >Tom Cruise-ites with their Thetans<\/a>. Humans have to be one of the more interesting and bizarre species in the galaxy&#8230;.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nIn any case, happy Passover, Easter, Zombie-land, whatever. Hope the <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Oviparous\" target=\"_blank\" >oviparous<\/a> bunny leaves you some delicious chocolate (oh, yes, and my six-year old daughter taught me that word &#8211; yikes!)<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, many of our fellow humans are celebrating the snuff play of perhaps a real man named Jesus. The thing that&#8217;s kinda creepy, and kinda cool, is that Easter is the only holiday that celebrates the zombie! What would Ed Wood say? Make a movie! Guess Mel Gibson got the memo except he got a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,96],"tags":[770,769,771,773,772],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2357"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2357"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2357\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2367,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2357\/revisions\/2367"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}