{"id":1975,"date":"2009-01-02T09:02:15","date_gmt":"2009-01-02T16:02:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/?p=1975"},"modified":"2009-01-02T09:02:15","modified_gmt":"2009-01-02T16:02:15","slug":"hardcore-rebel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/02\/hardcore-rebel\/","title":{"rendered":"Hardcore Rebel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Delivered in the best Monty Python faux French accent:<br \/>\n<br \/>\nDo you think I care about your &#8220;laws?&#8221; Do you really think I can read? Well, you&#8217;re wrong. I&#8217;ll show you what I think of your rules.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nYour mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries. I fart in your general direction! Get away from me before I have to taunt you a second time!<br \/>\n<br \/>\n<center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-content\/2009\/01\/dog-rebel.jpg\" alt=\"Hardcore rebel of a dog showing what it thinks of your rules...\" \/><\/center><br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Delivered in the best Monty Python faux French accent: Do you think I care about your &#8220;laws?&#8221; Do you really think I can read? Well, you&#8217;re wrong. I&#8217;ll show you what I think of your rules. Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries. I fart in your general direction! Get away [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[528,531,529,530],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1975"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1975"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1975\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1979,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1975\/revisions\/1979"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}