{"id":1966,"date":"2009-01-01T08:26:43","date_gmt":"2009-01-01T15:26:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/?p=1966"},"modified":"2009-01-01T08:26:43","modified_gmt":"2009-01-01T15:26:43","slug":"dick-michael-dick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/01\/dick-michael-dick\/","title":{"rendered":"Dick. Michael Dick."},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float: right; margin: 10px;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-content\/2009\/01\/dick_michaeldick.jpg\" alt=\"Dick. Michael Dick. Not to be confused with James Bond...\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Mr. Dick is not to be confused with James Bond, but certainly was a man on a mission. A mission to rob an 88 year old woman in her home. A mission to complete this crime while naked. A mission foiled when the target of the crime, the aforementioned 88 year old woman, grabbed his balls and yanked hard during the course of the mission. As a consequence of such fierce resistance, Dick fled the scene (I suppose with his original package.)<br \/>\n<br \/>\nTo add insult to injury, he was apprehended by the Multnomah County Sheriff&#8217;s Office and we discover that his name is, Michael Gordon Dick. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mcso.us\/PAID\/BookingDetail.aspx?ID=3mJUYH3xHYeVw7pojFnH6w==\" target=\"_blank\" >A now failed, naked robber<\/a>.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nTruth is stranger than fiction. You just can&#8217;t make this stuff up&#8230;..Bail was set at $104,000.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nHT: Rob<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. Dick is not to be confused with James Bond, but certainly was a man on a mission. A mission to rob an 88 year old woman in her home. A mission to complete this crime while naked. A mission foiled when the target of the crime, the aforementioned 88 year old woman, grabbed his [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[527,525,526,524],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1966"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1966"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1966\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1974,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1966\/revisions\/1974"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1966"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1966"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1966"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}