{"id":122,"date":"2006-09-07T15:29:19","date_gmt":"2006-09-07T22:29:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.montaraventures.com\/blog\/?p=122"},"modified":"2006-09-07T15:29:19","modified_gmt":"2006-09-07T22:29:19","slug":"home-alone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/07\/home-alone\/","title":{"rendered":"Home alone"},"content":{"rendered":"

\nFrom one of our parent friends on the east coast….
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\n1 gallon white primer – $20
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\nLeather sofa – $1,000
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\nFlat screen tv – $1,500
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\nWood flooring – $2,700
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\nLook on returning parent’s face – Priceless
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\nMeatspace coordinates: N37.32.4 W122.30.9<\/a>
\nOhio State\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s 2006 record: 1-0<\/a> Next up: Texas 9\/9 5pm PST, OSU 2 point underdog
\nTune: I’ll play the blues for you<\/a> by Albert King<\/a><\/p>\n

Technorati Tags: Humor<\/a> | Parents<\/a> | Mess<\/a> | Mike Harding Blog<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

From one of our parent friends on the east coast…. 1 gallon white primer – $20 Leather sofa – $1,000 Flat screen tv – $1,500 Wood flooring – $2,700 Look on returning parent’s face – Priceless Meatspace coordinates: N37.32.4 W122.30.9 Ohio State\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s 2006 record: 1-0 Next up: Texas 9\/9 5pm PST, OSU 2 point underdog […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=122"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montaraventures.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}