This is a tough way to make a living…I can’t imagine that you’d be able to do a session with a straight face. From the Skeptic’s Dictionary:
TweetRumpology, also known as butt reading, is the art of reading the lines, crevices, dimples, and folds of the buttocks to divine the butt owner’s character and get a glimpse of what lies ahead by analyzing what trails behind.
According to Jacqueline Stallone, a foremost American rumpologist, rump reading is an art that was practiced in ancient Babylon, India, Greece, and Rome. She claims that the ancient Greeks thought the butt was the key to health and fidelity. She says the Romans used butt prints the way some people use graphology today: to determine potential talents and future success.
She does readings by mail. Just send her a digital photo of your rump and she will analyze it for a fee ($125, and she takes major credit cards and PayPal). Her website includes examples of appropriate rump shots, including one of “a male action hero movie star,” “a Jewish princess,” and “a Fortune 500 CEO.” She’ll not only give you a butt reading for your money, but she’ll send you an 8 1/2 x 11 glossy color print of your butt, suitable for framing.
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