Collected from around the ‘net:
How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day long?
Give him a bottle of shampoo that says “lather, rinse, repeat.”
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t. Why do programmers win at hangman?
They play in binary. Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31 More deep thoughts by geeks…
To iterate is human; to recurse, divine. How many IBM cpu’s does it take to do a logical right shift?
33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register. The good news, if you laughed at any of these, you’re pretty clued-in. The bad news is, if you laughed at any of these, you might be a (see below…)